My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

I have way too much in common with the interns

Pretty sure I’m getting catfished on Tinder. PGP.