Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Damn I should have been a teacher.

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Taking fake poops

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

I leave my laptop at my desk during the week so my boss will always think I am there

Just saw Floyd Mayweather blow my annual salary in 2 minutes. Pgp