My first trip to bourbon street we hit the town around noon and all needed to pass out about four hours later, stay away from hand grenades while the sun is still up
Thought it was really weird when my sister got the family ring, she’s never proposing to anyone (and is single AF), how do you bring it up when the guy proposes and you say “nah I got my own”?
Need to know why people order beers at 8am in airports
Or she’s just going to make Sperry a support dog
Todd needs to be more worried about being dragged into couple’s therapy
My first trip to bourbon street we hit the town around noon and all needed to pass out about four hours later, stay away from hand grenades while the sun is still up
A slow 11 year old, Forrest Gump wishes to be big only to wake up as an adult, becomes hobo king of nyc
or if you’re pregnant
Got a girlfriend and suddenly started dressing better? She inceptioned the hell out of you
Chronicles of Todd: Pre-nup
My hobby is to downvote the guy defending disney trips
Love flying out of MCO and seeing the parents who are completely defeated
Todd’s definitely a Marriott guy and will go wherever he can get points
Only tourists go to TGI Friday’s, go to the Red Lobster
How do we actually take you up on this?
W.O.A.T*
I like how your responses were extremely rehearsed but still managed to recycle one
Thought it was really weird when my sister got the family ring, she’s never proposing to anyone (and is single AF), how do you bring it up when the guy proposes and you say “nah I got my own”?
Go for the espresso martini after dinner and you’ll never look back
Barb is the Demogorgon
7. Headband pic
“Why are you doing this?” – my response to all of girl’s actions