Former dumb college jock from SoCal turned aerospace executive dwelling in the Wang of America (Florida).
Lover of air conditioning, booze, golf and other stuff.
Was told our entire groomsmen party was going to have to sing a choreographed version of Pretty Woman last year. Worst thing I have ever been a part of. Good thing I was obliterated and completely f’d the thing up. Equally good thing there were no single girls at the wedding to embarrass myself in front of during said “performance.”
So my boss fucking sucks. Everyone in our department is miserable because he literally does nothing and can’t make a decision if it sat on his face, and since we are the Marketing and Communications Department, everything flows through us, makes it doubly shitty. Since I am #2 in the department, I get to hear everyone bitch and moan daily about how bad he is. Lucky me.
The only good thing about having a terribly absent/terrible boss is that:
1) You learn to do all the things they are supposed to do so you’re better at your job and are more set for your next gig.
2) You can get away with almost anything because everyone knows you do his job for him.
3) You know you will never be that boss when you ascend to that level.
Great bosses enhance attitude and desire to perform. Shitty bosses entice you to drink half a bottle of bourbon per night.
Having watched this in real time and that the entire section was digging around for a good 5 minutes, seeing the sheer look of terror on this guy’s face at what he might have lost multiple times, was def legit.
Happy they found the ring, but had a great time hearing the commentators clown on this guy’s demise for a half inning.
So basically Business Insider was able to surmise that by living/being in one of the largest cities in the country, you have greater swiping potential? That’s deep.
However, having taken a Tinder match to a wedding before, can confirm creates great stories for all involved.
But yea, never got the fascination with Amanda. Girl is always looking confused like English isn’t her native language. Also love her ability to simply omit warning signs of everyone and get engaged to a dude without letting her kids meet him first. Solid move that I’m sure will work out for everyone in three-to-five years…
As a Charger fan, and us fans know how shitty their front office can be, I side more with them at this point.
If anything, I think they have some big, brass balls for going nuclear with this announcement.
But yea, if $14.5M out of $17M isn’t enough to make a 21 year old kid happy today (when in 9 months he gets the rest of his bonus), what will? That’ll buy a lot of strippers and blow in Pacific Beach for awhile…
Was on a cruise with buddies a couple years ago. I work with and around astronauts, which when drunk can easily be misinterpreted as girls thinking I am an astronaut. At the beginning of the cruise, I corrected them and told them what I really do. By the end of the cruise I was having packs of 22 year old, naive women come up to me asking if I was the guy who was in astronaut training school. By then I had given up. So the last night, I embraced my inner astronaut.
Although never understood why anyone would lie about a high profile job when they can easily be debunked by a quick Google search (Astronaut). Unless she was drunk enough to believe it. In which case, nothing to see here…
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Was told our entire groomsmen party was going to have to sing a choreographed version of Pretty Woman last year. Worst thing I have ever been a part of. Good thing I was obliterated and completely f’d the thing up. Equally good thing there were no single girls at the wedding to embarrass myself in front of during said “performance.”
Well now I feel awkward for providing the obligatory “sup”… :/
I’m in San Fran this week for work… Sup?
So my boss fucking sucks. Everyone in our department is miserable because he literally does nothing and can’t make a decision if it sat on his face, and since we are the Marketing and Communications Department, everything flows through us, makes it doubly shitty. Since I am #2 in the department, I get to hear everyone bitch and moan daily about how bad he is. Lucky me.
The only good thing about having a terribly absent/terrible boss is that:
1) You learn to do all the things they are supposed to do so you’re better at your job and are more set for your next gig.
2) You can get away with almost anything because everyone knows you do his job for him.
3) You know you will never be that boss when you ascend to that level.
Great bosses enhance attitude and desire to perform. Shitty bosses entice you to drink half a bottle of bourbon per night.
You kiss Virgin Mary’s lips with that mouth, Jesus?
Having watched this in real time and that the entire section was digging around for a good 5 minutes, seeing the sheer look of terror on this guy’s face at what he might have lost multiple times, was def legit.
Happy they found the ring, but had a great time hearing the commentators clown on this guy’s demise for a half inning.
Honorable mention: Golf fans everywhere.
RIP Arnie 🙁
Oh yea, that whole paragraph devoted to drinking while ranging. Inserts palm to face.
I didn’t see drinking in any of these recommendations for a quality range session…?
It’s not gambling if you know what you’re doing. It’s “investing.” At least that’s what my buddy says…
So basically Business Insider was able to surmise that by living/being in one of the largest cities in the country, you have greater swiping potential? That’s deep.
However, having taken a Tinder match to a wedding before, can confirm creates great stories for all involved.
Bourbon helps too…
Dude was sweating like a whore in church.
But yea, never got the fascination with Amanda. Girl is always looking confused like English isn’t her native language. Also love her ability to simply omit warning signs of everyone and get engaged to a dude without letting her kids meet him first. Solid move that I’m sure will work out for everyone in three-to-five years…
As a Charger fan, and us fans know how shitty their front office can be, I side more with them at this point.
If anything, I think they have some big, brass balls for going nuclear with this announcement.
But yea, if $14.5M out of $17M isn’t enough to make a 21 year old kid happy today (when in 9 months he gets the rest of his bonus), what will? That’ll buy a lot of strippers and blow in Pacific Beach for awhile…
(Looks around awkwardly and then asks) Friday’s has a brunch menu…? Things I must look into.
He might be able to get you a nice discount whenever you go see him at Applebee’s though…?
Was on a cruise with buddies a couple years ago. I work with and around astronauts, which when drunk can easily be misinterpreted as girls thinking I am an astronaut. At the beginning of the cruise, I corrected them and told them what I really do. By the end of the cruise I was having packs of 22 year old, naive women come up to me asking if I was the guy who was in astronaut training school. By then I had given up. So the last night, I embraced my inner astronaut.
I have no complaints on the turnout.
Although never understood why anyone would lie about a high profile job when they can easily be debunked by a quick Google search (Astronaut). Unless she was drunk enough to believe it. In which case, nothing to see here…
Shooters shoot.