Former dumb college jock from SoCal turned aerospace executive dwelling in the Wang of America (Florida).
Lover of air conditioning, booze, golf and other stuff.
FWIW – I got a note from my dentist on Match.com recently saying she was newly divorced and always thought I was cute when I came into her office. Not only did she not get a response, but I am in the market for a new dentist.
True, and I’m not saying that just because a girl talks to/agrees to go on a date that she is ready for the “no pants dance” – But what I am saying is that if a girl agrees to go on a first date with someone based on Bumble interactions, she is at least open to the idea that if things go well, this might be an option down the road… As with any form of dating.
Common rule of thumb when going on Bumble dates for me – While it is the 21st century and this is how we date… She already swiped right and contacted you, which means that she has already (Ladies, correct me if I’m wrong) considered the prospects of things getting down. Which means all you have to do is not fuck things up at this point.
Get this 100%. I live in Florida but travel a ton for work. Every time I bring a coat someplace when I’m on the road, I’m convinced I’ll eventually get hammered and forget it at the bar and let someone else enjoy the fruits of my labor.
Moral of the story – Live someplace warm and you never have to worry about getting drunk and leaving said coat at the bar.
I got box seats for Bruins game tonight from a friend. Typically would agree, but when the box is full of free food and beer, you can’t complain much with that.
Shocked that a line talking about the perkiness of a girl’s tits as an opener might not yield positive results, whether it be at the gym, the bar or Bumble. At least now I know what I’m doing wrong…
As a transplant from SoCal, I miss it a lot while living in Florida. Then I head to Boston for work and realize I am heading into a blizzard while leaving 80 degree weather, so things could be worse.
Let’s not get crazy here. If all you folks move to Florida, then eventually the idiots who run my adopted state might get the idea to take away all those great tax incentives that make this place bearable to live in 4-6 months out of the year when it isn’t 400 degrees, excessively humid, 5 o’clock showers, rednecks, bugs, gators, hurricanes, etc…
I was pissed that I missed the first half of the show as it conflicted with the end of the Rose Bowl (Awesome game, BTW). Then I remembered I DVR’d it and it was like Christmas morning all over again.
This season will be insane. Just like Corinne. And Liz’s rack.
Hogwash. There is a Smokeshow in my neighborhood and the only time I don’t feel like a perv when saying hi to her is when she is out walking the dog. Ultimate ice breaker.
Also, -1 thru 9. Time to drink up and tank it on the back.
OptiShot is what I just got (Driving range with a lot of swing analytics and 15 courses with the ability to buy more). Supposed to be the best in-house one to get.
They also have a holiday special going now that knocked a couple hundred off.
Do it. You can’t spend your money when you’re dead.
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Considering I am/was a San Diego Chargers fan… Bourbon. Lots and lots of bourbon 🙁
If she was hot I would have let her give me pointers on how I’m taking shitty care of my teeth during our first date…
FWIW – I got a note from my dentist on Match.com recently saying she was newly divorced and always thought I was cute when I came into her office. Not only did she not get a response, but I am in the market for a new dentist.
So… He didn’t get to the “no pants dance” part of the date I take it…?
True, and I’m not saying that just because a girl talks to/agrees to go on a date that she is ready for the “no pants dance” – But what I am saying is that if a girl agrees to go on a first date with someone based on Bumble interactions, she is at least open to the idea that if things go well, this might be an option down the road… As with any form of dating.
Common rule of thumb when going on Bumble dates for me – While it is the 21st century and this is how we date… She already swiped right and contacted you, which means that she has already (Ladies, correct me if I’m wrong) considered the prospects of things getting down. Which means all you have to do is not fuck things up at this point.
Good luck, and Godspeed.
I could be drunk, but pretty sure that wasn’t meant to be literal…
Get this 100%. I live in Florida but travel a ton for work. Every time I bring a coat someplace when I’m on the road, I’m convinced I’ll eventually get hammered and forget it at the bar and let someone else enjoy the fruits of my labor.
Moral of the story – Live someplace warm and you never have to worry about getting drunk and leaving said coat at the bar.
I drank… A lot.
I got box seats for Bruins game tonight from a friend. Typically would agree, but when the box is full of free food and beer, you can’t complain much with that.
My bad. Should have clarified. Long Wharf.
It might be full of these great things, but it is also full of things that will make my ass fat and diminish my ability to properly woo the women.
On un-related note, Queen of Boston: Going to Boston for work tomorrow, staying at the Wharf. What bars do I need to hit up in that area?
Shocked that a line talking about the perkiness of a girl’s tits as an opener might not yield positive results, whether it be at the gym, the bar or Bumble. At least now I know what I’m doing wrong…
As a transplant from SoCal, I miss it a lot while living in Florida. Then I head to Boston for work and realize I am heading into a blizzard while leaving 80 degree weather, so things could be worse.
Let’s not get crazy here. If all you folks move to Florida, then eventually the idiots who run my adopted state might get the idea to take away all those great tax incentives that make this place bearable to live in 4-6 months out of the year when it isn’t 400 degrees, excessively humid, 5 o’clock showers, rednecks, bugs, gators, hurricanes, etc…
I was pissed that I missed the first half of the show as it conflicted with the end of the Rose Bowl (Awesome game, BTW). Then I remembered I DVR’d it and it was like Christmas morning all over again.
This season will be insane. Just like Corinne. And Liz’s rack.
San Diego Charger fans:
Team lost to 0-14 Cleveland and is going to “likely” move to LA in two weeks.
Double junk punch.
Hogwash. There is a Smokeshow in my neighborhood and the only time I don’t feel like a perv when saying hi to her is when she is out walking the dog. Ultimate ice breaker.
Also, -1 thru 9. Time to drink up and tank it on the back.
OptiShot is what I just got (Driving range with a lot of swing analytics and 15 courses with the ability to buy more). Supposed to be the best in-house one to get.
They also have a holiday special going now that knocked a couple hundred off.
Do it. You can’t spend your money when you’re dead.
I got drunk the other night and ordered myself a golf simulator for my bachelor pad.
I think my drunken investment made a helluva lot more sense.