Ever since we found a cheaper, worse kind of coffee lid to buy (we spend SO MUCH on paper products guys, every penny counts in this multi-billion dollar company), my spillage has doubled. My sinks overfloweth with dress shirts soaking in cold water.
My review went something like, “Well your performance was great, and you really deserve the highest rating! But we’re not allowed to give those out, sorry.”
I spent my lunch today on a phone interview in my car in a gas station parking lot.
The guy who sits across from me retired a few years ago and was hired back as a $200 an hour consultant. He takes at least 4 smoke breaks a day, 15 minutes each, so a full hour a day. His smoke breaks cost the company about as much as my salary… #pgp
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Ever since we found a cheaper, worse kind of coffee lid to buy (we spend SO MUCH on paper products guys, every penny counts in this multi-billion dollar company), my spillage has doubled. My sinks overfloweth with dress shirts soaking in cold water.
My review went something like, “Well your performance was great, and you really deserve the highest rating! But we’re not allowed to give those out, sorry.”
I spent my lunch today on a phone interview in my car in a gas station parking lot.
What I would do to get an actual rejection instead of no response at all…
“But as most companies do, my employer held a happy hour.”
Being employed by the…opposite of most…that does not. #PGP
“We’re SO SO excited to share our wedding website! Only 473 days to go!”
My boss hates his job, maybe we can find common ground there?
The guy who sits across from me retired a few years ago and was hired back as a $200 an hour consultant. He takes at least 4 smoke breaks a day, 15 minutes each, so a full hour a day. His smoke breaks cost the company about as much as my salary… #pgp