“Todd wondered how he found himself in this situation”
Maybe not matching with her three years ago on Hinge, going on a first date with her, and then asking her on a second date. Does Todd realize that he could of just said after the first date: “I had a great time last night but I really don’t see a connection here.”
Impossible because the Girl would actual have to think of a albi, kill Todd, then stage it looking like she had nothing to do with it. If she did murder Todd, she would phone Caroline to come over and look at what she has done; compromising the crime scene.
When somebody says: “Hey, that cup for me? Haha just kidding!” I have to fight the urge of throwing it in their face. Why would I make a cup of coffee for you when you were nowhere to be found five minutes ago?!
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Burn the apt down!
Whats a second date? Is it some sort of rap thing?
that last story………WOW!
softball tonight, Nats game tomorrow and relaxing on Sunday
trainwreck of the century
I went to Target one time for 2 things and left with the deed to the store
I’m on VACATION!
This whole article gave me PTSD. Thanks Nick!
“Todd wondered how he found himself in this situation”
Maybe not matching with her three years ago on Hinge, going on a first date with her, and then asking her on a second date. Does Todd realize that he could of just said after the first date: “I had a great time last night but I really don’t see a connection here.”
Impossible because the Girl would actual have to think of a albi, kill Todd, then stage it looking like she had nothing to do with it. If she did murder Todd, she would phone Caroline to come over and look at what she has done; compromising the crime scene.
The Girl isn’t capable of that logical thinking.
for the beach
Softball tonight and getting some things done around the apt before I leave next week
Absolutely not. There is a reason that they didn’t make it to your future. Let it go and leave broken glass lay.
I would challenge you for the gold medal Katie.
IX Thou shall not go to brunch on Sunday
Sundays; enough said
When somebody says: “Hey, that cup for me? Haha just kidding!” I have to fight the urge of throwing it in their face. Why would I make a cup of coffee for you when you were nowhere to be found five minutes ago?!
Grant: What’s a security deposit, Dad?
Kyle: ITS A GODDAMN RACKET SON!! GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
He went down faster than the Titanic
Its great when Mr. Fitzpatrick is footing the bill
use that sparingly because if you use it everyday people will think that you have bathroom problems