its like going out with a girl that has a great time with you and wants to meet up again but when you follow up with her the next day she tells you that she is seeing somebody else.
yes because Eric is a goddam idiot but Alyssa isn’t going to find out until she is cleaning Eric’s apt and finds Carly’s panties underneath his bed which will lead to a devastating blowup breakup fight. Eric isn’t strong enough to survive that type of fight.
You should’ve shut it down after work. You had a shit Friday and you’ve felt better if you met Megan Saturday to watch football instead of going to the bar after work.
I was waiting for Alyssa to show up and say “I sorry honey but I’m going to happy hour with some friends; my friend Olga has agreed to take care of you.
*appears Olga and she is putting on latex gloves*
*In a german accent* My name is Olga; I make you feel better.
Advertise
I’m banking on she lost interest, she doesn’t care.
yep; guarantee she is banging other dudes.
I had an employer misspelled my name in the rejection email. Thanks for taking the time of not caring to easily type my name from my resume. Fuckers.
But it was a response so…………….YAY!
its like going out with a girl that has a great time with you and wants to meet up again but when you follow up with her the next day she tells you that she is seeing somebody else.
Not much doing this weekend. Softball tonight and watching football all weekend
some guys have all the luck
Please Eric is piss drunk and he won’t regret it until he wakes up and sees Carly is sleeping next to him in his bed.
yes because Eric is a goddam idiot but Alyssa isn’t going to find out until she is cleaning Eric’s apt and finds Carly’s panties underneath his bed which will lead to a devastating blowup breakup fight. Eric isn’t strong enough to survive that type of fight.
also meaning I trapped the first guy who walked into my web on Hinge.
I read this too fast and thought you purchased a steak house to celebrate.
My Friday:
5:00 am *alarm goes off*
5:30 am *second alarm goes off*
5:40 am *actually wakes up*
5:41 am to 4:30 pm FUCK THIS SHIT
4:31 pm ITS THE WEEKEND! BEER ME!
Softball game and then date right after it tonight, tomorrow watching WVU roll all over Texas, and then brunch date on Sunday.
WVU v. Texas
What’s a 401(k)? Is that some sort of rap thing?
I’ll take the greasiest egg and steak bagel sandwich McDonald’s has and wash it down with a large OJ
Its your party so the matchup between two 3-5 MAC teams trumps Hocus Pocus and smack you wife/gf’s ass as many times during the party
You should’ve shut it down after work. You had a shit Friday and you’ve felt better if you met Megan Saturday to watch football instead of going to the bar after work.
And that girl was a grade A bitch, so fuck her.
Softball game (that will probably be rained out) and Halloween party tonight; Saturday and Sunday not a clue since my alma mater played last night
I was waiting for Alyssa to show up and say “I sorry honey but I’m going to happy hour with some friends; my friend Olga has agreed to take care of you.
*appears Olga and she is putting on latex gloves*
*In a german accent* My name is Olga; I make you feel better.
Whatever gets you laid at the bars