Officially hit the age where girls turn down free drinks from me. PGP.

Accidentally had the video camera on as I entered the Google Hangouts Video Chat with no shirt on. PGP.

My friends and I just bet on who had the highest credit score. I lost. PGP.

The Urban Dictionary app is atop my used apps because I don’t understand new words and acronyms. PGP.

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.

I spent more money on my parents than they spent on me for Christmas. PGP.

Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

This year, my stock portfolio gained the equivalent of 20 minutes of parking downtown. PGP.

The rest of the company is at the annual summer picnic. I was told to stay at the office. PGP.

Feeling obligated to invite a person to your wedding because you were invited to theirs, even though you have a long list of much closer friends. PGP.