I found this community shortly after graduating college and felt at home at once. Took me a few years to finally sign up and make myself at home in the comments, but oh what a home it has been. I’ll miss you all.
My neighbor tries to outdo Clark Griswold for Christmas but does nothing for Halloween, so I started going all the fuck out with Halloween lights just to piss him off.
Girl is a few days older than me, girl got engaged around the same time as me, and now girl’s wedding is one week before mine. Starting to feel a little attacked here.
Yeah I got a little bit hung up on the fact that girl simply walked in to a shop, when in reality she would only be shopping somewhere high-end that required an appointment. Also, girl would never be caught dead in a wedding dress that only cost $2,500.
More like they can’t announce him being on paradise while he’s still on The Bachelorette. There’s a couple more guys from Becca’s season that we’ll see down in Mexico.
As someone who’s been waitressing for over 10 years as a side hustle I am going to call complete bullshit on this. A. Senior Citizens are the worst tippers ever (especially after church) B. Millennials are typically my favorite people to wait on because they’re typically going to be the most understanding and patient during a rush.
Yeah except they had been around each other multiple times and he didn’t remember so either he’s saying he was hammered every time or she just wasn’t memorable to him. Maybeee not the best approach when you’re trying to woo someone.
It’s strange how you spend your teenage years praying you don’t get pregnant, yet in your twenties you begin to wonder if you’re one of the many you may never be able to.
I found this community shortly after graduating college and felt at home at once. Took me a few years to finally sign up and make myself at home in the comments, but oh what a home it has been. I’ll miss you all.
My neighbor tries to outdo Clark Griswold for Christmas but does nothing for Halloween, so I started going all the fuck out with Halloween lights just to piss him off.
Girl is a few days older than me, girl got engaged around the same time as me, and now girl’s wedding is one week before mine. Starting to feel a little attacked here.
Where are we at with the Flanagans is the real question that needs asked
“Hell on Heels”
“Round three”
“College lifeee ♥”
Back when every semester of college required its own Facebook album for pictures.
Unless they’ve revamped it since I tried it out 3 years ago, would not recommend to anyone. Absolutely terrible.
Yeah I got a little bit hung up on the fact that girl simply walked in to a shop, when in reality she would only be shopping somewhere high-end that required an appointment. Also, girl would never be caught dead in a wedding dress that only cost $2,500.
More like they can’t announce him being on paradise while he’s still on The Bachelorette. There’s a couple more guys from Becca’s season that we’ll see down in Mexico.
As someone who’s been waitressing for over 10 years as a side hustle I am going to call complete bullshit on this. A. Senior Citizens are the worst tippers ever (especially after church) B. Millennials are typically my favorite people to wait on because they’re typically going to be the most understanding and patient during a rush.
Yeah except they had been around each other multiple times and he didn’t remember so either he’s saying he was hammered every time or she just wasn’t memorable to him. Maybeee not the best approach when you’re trying to woo someone.
*who, damn lack of edit button.
It’s strange how you spend your teenage years praying you don’t get pregnant, yet in your twenties you begin to wonder if you’re one of the many you may never be able to.
I don’t care if this is a trash take but Halloweentown > Hocus Pocus
But I live in Michigan and I’m not allowed in Canada
If you don’t allow your SO to have a list of people that they are allowed to fuck if given the opportunity, you are trash.
Todd. Worry less about spending $1.79 on mayo. Worry more about girl’s spending habits.
This article just made me so incredibly happy. We need more good people in the world.
Actually he did use Lauren’s full name, just not Becca’s. Makes it so much worse.
Arie killed Becca? Lauren killed Becca? False. Becca murdered them both.