Reading these and knowing my weekend was far worse is giving me a rate case of the Tuesday scaries. (Story omitted due to the repercussions of an ex gf who is a weekly reader)
Pro tip: if you are worried about 2 parties, don’t stop partying after the first one is over. Party right on into the second party. Now you have only one party this weekend. FACT: 1 party is easier than 2.
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Meanwhile us plebeians have to read about and keep on dreaming.
Reading these and knowing my weekend was far worse is giving me a rate case of the Tuesday scaries. (Story omitted due to the repercussions of an ex gf who is a weekly reader)
I’ll read any article that has Jennifer Aniston as the cover.
You are.
Don’t we all?
Showing the interns the ropes today, putting off submitting an aggressive expense report, reconsidering life choices, the usual.
App trio and a couple chilis signature cocktails.
Pro tip: if you are worried about 2 parties, don’t stop partying after the first one is over. Party right on into the second party. Now you have only one party this weekend. FACT: 1 party is easier than 2.
Honestly, look at grills I can’t afford online for a healthy 25% of the workday.