After college I moved to Virginia and decided on living 5 minutes from work since I’m always on call. Well after being in the area for 2 years now I decided it was time to move up closer to DC. Yes, the commute is now 35 minutes one way, no traffic, but I have the city life of DC while living in South Arlington. With my move this weekend coupled with getting a major promotion at work, my routine about to change big time and I completely empathize with you, Charlie.
The ol’ drunk text double-check. Well played Todd, although this text should have been shot off right after you got off the phone with John asking to sleep on his couch.
This brought back the PTSD of break-ups past, except I never had the good fortune to go to the Kentucky Derby the following weekend. I never thought I’d say this and am frankly ashamed to admit it, but I’m jealous of Todd.
This article coupled with the fact that I’m moving closer to DC next weekend just in time for the summer has me feeling like I’m in a damn Chainsmokers music video. Duda, if you’re ever in DC hit me up.
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Plot twist: Blazer guy IS Guy.
After college I moved to Virginia and decided on living 5 minutes from work since I’m always on call. Well after being in the area for 2 years now I decided it was time to move up closer to DC. Yes, the commute is now 35 minutes one way, no traffic, but I have the city life of DC while living in South Arlington. With my move this weekend coupled with getting a major promotion at work, my routine about to change big time and I completely empathize with you, Charlie.
The ol’ drunk text double-check. Well played Todd, although this text should have been shot off right after you got off the phone with John asking to sleep on his couch.
You can thank the Marine Corps for the “knife hand,” Duda. I’m not quite sure you know its full power.
I’d much rather hear someone say “Sunday Funday” a thousand times over than have anyone (Will) say “poo poo” once in a hushed tone.
Todd low key roasting Girl by saying she can stay in the apartment since she’s unemployed and will be spending more time there than him.
Obviously the saying “it’s cheaper to keep her” does not apply in the case of Girl.
This brought back the PTSD of break-ups past, except I never had the good fortune to go to the Kentucky Derby the following weekend. I never thought I’d say this and am frankly ashamed to admit it, but I’m jealous of Todd.
This article coupled with the fact that I’m moving closer to DC next weekend just in time for the summer has me feeling like I’m in a damn Chainsmokers music video. Duda, if you’re ever in DC hit me up.
I actually am a big Duda guy, but we all need to conduct a little introspection and personal growth once in a while. Just some friendly ribbing.
After 19 days of no Engaging In The Chase articles and a handful of Instagram lives of him smoking darts alone, yeah it would make a lot of sense.
I thought for sure the Rainbo Club was gonig to be some sort of metaphor for you coming out to us, Duda.