Wow it’s like the person who wrote this column actually has a job and has some obligations other than “Just do what you love and fuck everything else” (ie he has a fucking clue).
No I generally write better than composition or English major, which is what I think you were aiming for there. I’ve never heard of a writing major. Insults on an internet website generally don’t merit from much effort from me. It’s usually somewhere between scratching my balls and hitting “silence” on my phone when it rings.
I have work and hobbies that make me happy, but the last thing any actual adult wants to hear is drivel from this guy. His other columns have been bad too, but this one took the cake.
It would be a lot easier to stomach this dumpster fire of a column if you actually knew what you were talking about or had some relevant type of life experience.
But you do not, so embrace it and hopefully improve your writing.
“Mr. Hoover, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
I could give this person some credibility or attention but
1) They worked at whole foods for 5 or 6 years and
2) They don’t know how many years they actually worked there
Working at a grocery store for any extended period of time is never a great thing but that combined with her lackluster, ill-written rant make me pretty sure she probably has a sub 80 IQ.
Have you ever actually set foot in a Trader Joe’s? It’s not Whole Foods, which is a complete ripoff. Trader Joes has a lot of weird shit but it’s not expensive.
So buy one from a girl. If Grandex isn’t dishing out enough cash to buy pottery barn tables — i doubt many entry level jobs are — then use some intelligence and shop elsewhere. If you hate shopping at Ikea, you can look at shit online. There are more than 3-4 stores that sell tables.
If your point of view goes from “Problem is, this new place will look stupid without a kitchen table in the dining area ” to “Fuck it. I’m not picky.”, you might have some reconciliation to do with your internal monologue.
List fails without the Pierce Brosnan skit. If the Stratus skit is underrated, so is the Brosnan one. Since you failed at making the list, I’ll go ahead and include it for you. The youtube options were shortened and shitty quality
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Wow it’s like the person who wrote this column actually has a job and has some obligations other than “Just do what you love and fuck everything else” (ie he has a fucking clue).
No I generally write better than composition or English major, which is what I think you were aiming for there. I’ve never heard of a writing major. Insults on an internet website generally don’t merit from much effort from me. It’s usually somewhere between scratching my balls and hitting “silence” on my phone when it rings.
I have work and hobbies that make me happy, but the last thing any actual adult wants to hear is drivel from this guy. His other columns have been bad too, but this one took the cake.
It would be a lot easier to stomach this dumpster fire of a column if you actually knew what you were talking about or had some relevant type of life experience.
But you do not, so embrace it and hopefully improve your writing.
Send dick pics if the interviewer is female.
Thank me later.
His reply:
“Mr. Hoover, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Drinking while watching Netflix and HGTV is socially acceptable if you have a SO
No matter how they do it, TJ’s is a decent, cost-effective store. It’s pretty apparent Cate has never spent much, if any, time in grocery stores.
I could give this person some credibility or attention but
1) They worked at whole foods for 5 or 6 years and
2) They don’t know how many years they actually worked there
Working at a grocery store for any extended period of time is never a great thing but that combined with her lackluster, ill-written rant make me pretty sure she probably has a sub 80 IQ.
Have you ever actually set foot in a Trader Joe’s? It’s not Whole Foods, which is a complete ripoff. Trader Joes has a lot of weird shit but it’s not expensive.
Run about of steam after the first four or did you just want to hit up happy hour a bit early?
I hadn’t realized you were prone to overdrinking at weddings while crossdessing.
More power to you. I love being entertained.
Beat me to it
4th conversation to avoid: That you’re too poor to avoid a nice table to eat on but too picky to shop at any stores that don’t stock $1500 tables.
So buy one from a girl. If Grandex isn’t dishing out enough cash to buy pottery barn tables — i doubt many entry level jobs are — then use some intelligence and shop elsewhere. If you hate shopping at Ikea, you can look at shit online. There are more than 3-4 stores that sell tables.
If your point of view goes from “Problem is, this new place will look stupid without a kitchen table in the dining area ” to “Fuck it. I’m not picky.”, you might have some reconciliation to do with your internal monologue.
List fails without the Pierce Brosnan skit. If the Stratus skit is underrated, so is the Brosnan one. Since you failed at making the list, I’ll go ahead and include it for you. The youtube options were shortened and shitty quality
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/2108004/SNL_Will_Ferrell_Crazy_Boss