"A/S/L?" 24/M/NJ but I'm only there for work. I'm from NY and won't let you ever forget it.
"Why are you here?" My strokes of genius are far too furious and powerful to keep inside my brain.
"Hobbies?" They include delusions of self-grandeur, improvising tasks that shouldn't be improvised and disguising being kind of a prick as a form of honesty.
"You're talking to yourself, are you ok?" You mean in general, or...?
PANTS ARE THE WORST PRODUCTS EVER INVENTED. THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE.