I have a pair of ostrich boots I am very happy with that I am planning on wearing with grey slacks more so I can save my black boots for more special occasions
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”
The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
He said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The green-keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”
Wedding Shower on Saturday, Cinco de Mayo/Ranch themed. All the friends will be back together and we have been looking forward to it since the invitations went out. Y’all stay safe out there.
I have a pair of ostrich boots I am very happy with that I am planning on wearing with grey slacks more so I can save my black boots for more special occasions
BM I have a question for you: what is your opinion on brown shoes and grey slacks? I have seen it done and want to get your and PGPs take on it
Christ Almighty what a shot across the bow 19th!
Sister is coming back from college so were going to hang out all weekend, mothers day brunch after church.
:56 seconds on YouTube….just saying
I read that in tune with the song for the record.
Geological Engineer Checking In
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”
The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
He said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The green-keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”
Cheers to that
“Motherfucker you look 30”
Engineers are genius antisocial toddlers hahaha great line
I typically give it two, some people are so nervous they aren’t themselves, or the environment isn’t right.
Australian Football League is calling
I just imagined Coach Yoast huddling his buddies by a barstool and giving his ‘blitz all night’ speech and chuckled, thank you
I like it, I cant say why here in a public forum but I like it.
Fuck all the shamers, yall are awesome
Dos Carolinas never disappoints
Why does that chick have a mask on
Men are trash Exhibit A – Dallas Wedding Guy
Wedding Shower on Saturday, Cinco de Mayo/Ranch themed. All the friends will be back together and we have been looking forward to it since the invitations went out. Y’all stay safe out there.
First R rated movie my dad and I watched was the Outlaw Josey Wales
YES!!! YEEEESS!!!