My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

I called in sick after a 3 day weekend. PGP.

I’m having a hard time switching from “turnt” to “lit.” PGP.

“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.

Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP.