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Wanna go out?
I wish I could have the first minute of When the Levee Breaks by Zeppelin play every time I walk in to a room.
Look at all that A1 helmet lettuce.
It comes with less travel and more clout. I however didn’t apply because it would require me to relocate to a town where both the police force and school board are under state investigation.
I remember when parents started ruining Facebook.
“The collective works of Edgar Allan Poe; definitely one of his lesser works.”
Power suit, power tie, power steering.
Surprised there was no mention of a baristaesque tip jar in your display drawer.
Truth be told, I wouldn’t of even known enough about the song to mention Major Tom if it wasn’t for Mr. Deeds.
Before anyone is allowed to sign this petition they should be required to name off 5 David Bowie songs that are not Major Tom.
“You know what really grinds my gears?!”
Unless you end the text with a period.
With a face like that, she could take over all the traditional male roles, and I’d still be happy.
Any of y’all ever met an attractive female hand? Yeah, me neither.
Happy hour is not a luxury us people in the field get to experience often.
Ain’t this the truth. Although, sometimes you’ll get a hot 3rd party chemical engine.
I was just complaining about my salary this morning, and now I’ve never been so grateful for it.
I wonder where Glassdoor landed on the list.
Sniff the pit of your elbow. Congratulations, you just successfully pulled off a dab.
Unless you were talking about weed, in which case it’s highly concentrated thc that looks like earwax you burn and inhale.
I’m a dick, and I’m proud.