Today’s my birthday so I’m having a big ass steak and then hitting the bars with some buddies. Might fuck and around and get 18 holes in tomorrow. Spending Sunday on the couch moving as little as possible.
I found it fitting that the first pro to congratulate Reed when he walked off the 18th was Bubba. It does not surprise me at all that two of the more unlikable guys on Tour are good friends.
My man, thank you for putting this out there! I endorse your take 100%.
Another Instagram trend I’d like to see die is when people try to be blasé or funny with their engagement announcements. Just recently I saw a picture of a girl’s ring with a caption along the lines of, “We’ve decided to fight over the remote for the rest of our lives…” FFS, just put “I said ‘Yes!’” and move on.
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Today is also my bday. My best to Mama and Mrs. 19th
Today’s my birthday so I’m having a big ass steak and then hitting the bars with some buddies. Might fuck and around and get 18 holes in tomorrow. Spending Sunday on the couch moving as little as possible.
I get the feeling Timothee got into some weird shit in Aspen back in the 80s.
Jesus Christ, are you sure you weren’t in Juarez?
My oldest sister does this. I’ve tried to tell her to stop multiple times just for my own peace of mind. Absolutely psycho move.
Aspen? I don’t know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.
Tom Segura has a great bit on one of his previous specials about that show. I highly recommend searching for it on YouTube.
Your words paint quite the picture, Sebastian.
I found it fitting that the first pro to congratulate Reed when he walked off the 18th was Bubba. It does not surprise me at all that two of the more unlikable guys on Tour are good friends.
Not to be too forward, but sour beers suck. Get it together, Todd.
“And a great shot there from Happy Gilmore!…who the hell is Happy Gilmore?”
Yes?
I can’t remember that last time I sprinted as fast as I can. I’d probably pull something if I tried.
I’m no lawyer but that sounds illegal. Here in Ohio you’re not allowed to be on the roads if it’s a “Level 3” storm.
My man, thank you for putting this out there! I endorse your take 100%.
Another Instagram trend I’d like to see die is when people try to be blasé or funny with their engagement announcements. Just recently I saw a picture of a girl’s ring with a caption along the lines of, “We’ve decided to fight over the remote for the rest of our lives…” FFS, just put “I said ‘Yes!’” and move on.
Damn son, did you go to a steakhouse for a first date?
Boiler the fuck up
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My man, where do you work? Can we trade jobs?
As long as you don’t turn into one of those tools with the full-on USPS riding shirt like you’re Lance Armstrong or something, you’ll be good to go.