I have a case of the Mondays.

Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.

Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Framed my degree, but there’s really no place to hang it in this cubicle. PGP.

Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

Described as having a “pep in your step,” but only on Fridays. PGP.