“Sally, the woman in a white BMW was, like, SO mean to me with her microaggression today,” – Will, while wiping his tears with the collar of his blouse and using a dermaroller with his other dainty hand.
Dillon, if you scream into the microphone one more time, I’m going to drive down to Austin and throw hands. And then I’m going to trash Micah’s pool house for not editing it out.
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Honestly, after the age of 21, if you make a big deal about your birthday, you’re just an asshole. Grow up, Peter Pan.
I’ll buy $85 shorts when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert, Dorn
“Sally, the woman in a white BMW was, like, SO mean to me with her microaggression today,” – Will, while wiping his tears with the collar of his blouse and using a dermaroller with his other dainty hand.
I’d watch it
These things make me appreciate my girlfriend a little more
Probably had to rip the one-hitter outside to deal with Girl
Highly recommend putting “Higher” by Creed on the Jukebox multiple times in a row and watching how people react.
#1: They’re way more expensive than you think they’re going to be…but they’re cheaper than an engagement ring.
FTFY
Thanks for the submission, Sally
Nice
I would tell you to just @ Will’s girlfriend next time, but then she probably wouldn’t let you share her blouses
Who gets bullied more in their respective relationship: Todd or Will? Just straight-up stuffed into middle school lockers.
It’s okay, short backswing Dave lives on (yeah I said it)
You’re god damn right. Put some respeck on his name! @Dorn @Will
Dillon, if you scream into the microphone one more time, I’m going to drive down to Austin and throw hands. And then I’m going to trash Micah’s pool house for not editing it out.
Can you not hold a breakfast taco in your dainty little hands, cuckboi?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked for sayin somethin like that
Dorn – Just because you have a hot girlfriend doesn’t mean you can be a dick to my man Micah
This schtick has got to end
Just joshin’ you, homie. Nothing but respect for MY president