I know I haven’t been on here in a while, I took a job I actually like but now requires me to do stuff and be productive which unfortunately means less time bsing on here. But this site got me through a lot of tough times in my postgrad career. From the lonely expanses of Africa to the boring confines of a cubicle, this community has been one of the few constants in my life and I can never thank y’all enough. It’s been fun, I know y’all are destined for greatness. I’m out.
Past career in Anti-Money Laundering ruined Ozarks for me. Their methods would get them caught in a matter of days and now I can’t watch without yelling at the screen
Stanley, the company that made your grandfather’s green thermos, also makes great cups and bottles. Lighter, and cheaper than Yeti, more durable and keeps drinks at the desired temperature longer.
Brought this up 2 weeks ago after a company mandated seminar about how to responsibly pay off student loans. It didn’t go well. Our HR lady made eye contact as she scribbled down notes.
When I was 6 my parents dropped me off at the Hartsfield-Jackson (then just Hartsfield) ticket counter to board a flight to Houston solo. Pretty sure DFS would have a conniption if somebody did that now.
If you’re looking for a cheap suitcase of vacay macrobrews, it’s not the place. If you’re lookin for the best damn all-around grocery store on either side of the Mississippi, it’s unbeatable.
Engineer: it isn’t a waste or a sissy move to settle down. Traveling is cool and all, but it isn’t everything Issagram models claim it is. Shits grueling. Plus, now that you’ve worked in a foreign country and it’s on your resume, it isn’t hard to find similar jobs if you ever want that lifestyle again. Nothing wrong with settling down with friends for a bit and being social. The only weird part is not being able to change your PGP handle and folks wonder why you’re not abroad.
Will, you should pull a Jeremy Clarkson. Lunch the producer and get fired to keep the boys together.
I know I haven’t been on here in a while, I took a job I actually like but now requires me to do stuff and be productive which unfortunately means less time bsing on here. But this site got me through a lot of tough times in my postgrad career. From the lonely expanses of Africa to the boring confines of a cubicle, this community has been one of the few constants in my life and I can never thank y’all enough. It’s been fun, I know y’all are destined for greatness. I’m out.
Past career in Anti-Money Laundering ruined Ozarks for me. Their methods would get them caught in a matter of days and now I can’t watch without yelling at the screen
Ballsy move posting this on the internet. Our overlords are surely watching and tracking your every move by now.
Stanley, the company that made your grandfather’s green thermos, also makes great cups and bottles. Lighter, and cheaper than Yeti, more durable and keeps drinks at the desired temperature longer.
Brought this up 2 weeks ago after a company mandated seminar about how to responsibly pay off student loans. It didn’t go well. Our HR lady made eye contact as she scribbled down notes.
When I was 6 my parents dropped me off at the Hartsfield-Jackson (then just Hartsfield) ticket counter to board a flight to Houston solo. Pretty sure DFS would have a conniption if somebody did that now.
If you’re looking for a cheap suitcase of vacay macrobrews, it’s not the place. If you’re lookin for the best damn all-around grocery store on either side of the Mississippi, it’s unbeatable.
Publix on Tuesday at 7:30, right after all the hot yoga and Orange Theory classes get out. A divine experience.
I’ve got a theory you’re are already engaged and y’all are just building the suspense before you go public
Monday is already the least productive day of the work-week, might as well take advantage.
If I’m too old to finish my beer just go ahead and send me out on an ice floe, my time has come
Engineer: it isn’t a waste or a sissy move to settle down. Traveling is cool and all, but it isn’t everything Issagram models claim it is. Shits grueling. Plus, now that you’ve worked in a foreign country and it’s on your resume, it isn’t hard to find similar jobs if you ever want that lifestyle again. Nothing wrong with settling down with friends for a bit and being social. The only weird part is not being able to change your PGP handle and folks wonder why you’re not abroad.
No, that’s what happens when you don’t use birth control
Blasphemy, I hereby challenge you to the pain
Incels aren’t a laughing matter, but dammit I just can’t take them seriously
“Sweltering 80 degrees” lmao
The fact the Krispy Kreme is open 24/7 shows they aren’t banking on it being a breakfast food. It’s more like the Waffle House of desserts.
If your dream job doesn’t involve a few day beers you lack imagination
Headphones in, but nothing playing in them. That way you look focused but can keep up with all the gossip around your cubicle