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Only receiving gift cards for Christmas, but all to different stores. PGP
Will he find his parents?
I’ll pull a Hoffman before I go see another one of those shitty movies. They didn’t even hunger games last time!
My coworker buttons both buttons on his suit jacket.
Even animals know not to eat where they shit.
Who is he going to murder in the sequel? #GooseLivesMatter
I scheduled a work from home day.
I’m ashamed I fell asleep before halftime.
To be fair, nobody knows how the cloud works.
Coming from someone who watched the whole series, it’s best to drop that habit after season 4.
I drafted Andrew Luck. PGP
It shouldn’t. The Special One isn’t special anymore.
It’s not my fault the Champion’s League starts at 1:45pm.
No offense, but you may be retarded.
Don’t you mean ex-friend?
It’s time for a dry spell from your articles.
I hope you started Monday.
I have that feeling every Monday morning, hungover or not.
If you don’t finish the six-pack, it will go bad.
Cool to 72. Heat to 68.