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So much hair. But he scared off an attempted burglar and he’s not a dick 100% of the time, so the price of bulk lint rollers is worth it.
Is every mimosa bottomless for you?
Leveraging. How consultants justify plagiarism by just changing the word.
Sounds like it’s time for a coup d’état.
Does Under Pressure count as 1/2 a song since it’s a collaboration with Queen. Because right now I have 2.5 songs.
Am I not supposed to be using Red Box anymore?
Best time to poo is company time.
But what’s the deal with Jay?
“You get a bonus every two weeks.” PGP.
I get jealous when my mom talks about her office son.
Savage af.
Jay had something to do with this.
Tempurpedic dreams. Foam mattress topper salary. PGP.
They both work for Chelsea fans.
Savage af
You can in about 60 years. Hopefully.
Instead of avoiding all holidays, we should have to celebrate all of them. Complete with the coinciding days off.
– The 47%
Also, stop coming in there while I’m pooping.
Not all heroes wear capes. Although I feel like this guy does wear a cape.