Well, at least Brian knows what to do when he eventually wants to end it. Just send shitty flowers so she gets pissed and ends the relationship for him. Job done.
Smart move with the Plan B. Don’t want to end up being like the clown writing articles about why having a kid is a good idea. That would be a real PGP Fail Friday.
This is totally unrelated to this incredibly insightful beard article, but does anyone else hate that every 20-something girl claims to be a foodie now? You eat at Burger King for Christ’s sake, get that shit outta here.
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The golf nap: a time honored tradition.
This article is full of fiscal irresponsibility.
Long way to go. Fuck.
Just once, I’d like to get this lucky.
Well, at least Brian knows what to do when he eventually wants to end it. Just send shitty flowers so she gets pissed and ends the relationship for him. Job done.
Nice, nailed it.
This is America, not Europe. Get it together, kids.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Guy talking to Ashley thinks he’s kidding, but that’s more than likely how his life will turn out.
Slots are for suckers.
Wearing or not wearing a suit has literally no bearing on any of the reasoning they provided. Also, Lauren Martin is hot garbage.
Smart move with the Plan B. Don’t want to end up being like the clown writing articles about why having a kid is a good idea. That would be a real PGP Fail Friday.
This is just flat out nonsense. Always lie about your name the first time you fornicate with a rando.
Appreciate the reference to The Wire. Has to be one of the best television one-liners ever.
The furniture section is easily the best piece of advice on this site.
God damn, I love Vegas.
Does she pick out your clothes too, Brian?
“Wanderlust” or “World Traveler”…every photo is a selfie in your car.
This is totally unrelated to this incredibly insightful beard article, but does anyone else hate that every 20-something girl claims to be a foodie now? You eat at Burger King for Christ’s sake, get that shit outta here.
If it turns out to be a bad date can I get my money back or write it off on my taxes?