Society doesn’t make it awkward for women to make the first move. Take a look in the mirror ladies, you’re the one thinking it’s awkward. We appreciate the initiative.
You missed the most notable losers of all time, the Chicago Cubs. How can you leave off the Steve Bartman play/game? Up late and Prior cruising only to be thwarted by some dweeb in headphones and a turtleneck! No worries though because they’re still winning, until they muff a tailor-made double play. But wait! There’s still hope! Wood on the mound for Game 7 at home, where he hadn’t lost in 6 weeks!. Alas, he gets rocked for like 6 runs. Absolute must on this list.
Rand Paul’s children are all vaccinated. He just doesn’t see the point in vaccinating infants for hepatitis or something like that until they’re older.
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Society doesn’t make it awkward for women to make the first move. Take a look in the mirror ladies, you’re the one thinking it’s awkward. We appreciate the initiative.
I knew I should have studied harder in school.
These usually have some level of depression to them, but I’m extra depressed this week because nobody even actually got laid.
You missed the most notable losers of all time, the Chicago Cubs. How can you leave off the Steve Bartman play/game? Up late and Prior cruising only to be thwarted by some dweeb in headphones and a turtleneck! No worries though because they’re still winning, until they muff a tailor-made double play. But wait! There’s still hope! Wood on the mound for Game 7 at home, where he hadn’t lost in 6 weeks!. Alas, he gets rocked for like 6 runs. Absolute must on this list.
Spring is great. If only because it immediately follows winter, which is always awful.
Give her the goddamn pay raise, Brian.
I just gagged at my desk. I know you’re right, but that scenario still disgusts me.
Is Catie using #2 to call out Brian?
Jesus, maybe take the day off.
Talking shit to the opposing coach is a power move.
I know, right? Fuck me.
Catcalling is offensive. #YesAllWomen
Rand Paul’s children are all vaccinated. He just doesn’t see the point in vaccinating infants for hepatitis or something like that until they’re older.
Gotta look out for #1.
Rachel is my least favorite character currently on television.
Try-hards.
That’s actually really awesome. On the other spectrum, my company had over $30B in revenue last year and doesn’t match your 401k. PGP.
Way to be a good boyfriend, Brian. Good for you.
Can I request a new job?