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I’ll never leave you, favorite college bar.
I mean yea, this series isn’t “Shit Todd does after graduation”
The entire time I’m reading this installment I’m picturing our protagonist as TSwift.
Getting her pregnant would probably lock you down with a middle management position for life. Could be a sacrifice worth making.
So glad being an alcoholic is going to pay off in the long run. Thanks, science.
Wish I could sneak out of the office like this.
“How to be a twat 101”
Follow my simple 10 step guide!
Don’t have to tell me twice.
Kid still clearly drinks from his momma’s titty. Welcome to the real world, punk.
This is the new #1 for girls to put in their Tinder profiles, except every photo is a selfie of them in their fucking car.
That’s not Dad golf. That’s pussy golf.
Totally lucked out on the whole being single thing it seems.
Read this on the toilet.
I pay her and she makes the things I ask for, so really, she works for me.
I respect my bartender way more than I respect my boss. Men’s room attendants are really just shakedown artists.
Haven’t really had a freedom boner since I last visited TFM. Honestly, this boner just feels special. Because America.
I didn’t even know we were friends in real life.
Office whore?
And by #6 I mean #7.
6. Getting fired from your job.