My parents are federal agents and made the mistake of giving me a functioning set of their handcuffs when I was an 8 year old cop. I ended up cuffing the neighborhood punk kid to the railing of a random house. Little shit was stuck there for an hour crying.
Fiorina is not electable. Her business record at HP really is bad and she’s literally making things up when it comes to Planned Parenthood, which is a ridiculous issue to begin with.
Kasich is my guy right now. He’s logical and actually has a good record. He doesn’t really have any big weak spot. The primary is the real problem because he’s far to moderate (see: reasonable and realistic) so long as idiots like Trump, Carson, Cruz, Huckabee etc are still around spewing nonsense.
Bernie would insist 10% of the bar pays for everyone else’s tab. Hillary would be the person who sends her drink back and tries to get out of paying for it. Then again, not much on the right seems a whole lot better.
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That’s the kind of questionable decision making I like to see.
My new office is “dressed up business casual.” I have no idea what that means.
You sound like a deplorable human being. We would get along just fine.
My parents are federal agents and made the mistake of giving me a functioning set of their handcuffs when I was an 8 year old cop. I ended up cuffing the neighborhood punk kid to the railing of a random house. Little shit was stuck there for an hour crying.
No Todd! Don’t give in. Stay strong.
“Ramblings on Mimosas & Rompers: Dance Like No One is Watching.” I’d punch my computer if I saw a blog with that name.
What the hell, Will. This is depressing. Are you feeling okay?
All of your articles get me excited for life. Good work again.
Couple of cold ones and she will be too.
4 hour conference call?! That’s just absurd.
Fucking brilliant except for the whole running 26.2 miles part.
Wtf man, keep this kind of info to yourself when you see it.
Half hour in and I AM DRUNK.
Fiorina is not electable. Her business record at HP really is bad and she’s literally making things up when it comes to Planned Parenthood, which is a ridiculous issue to begin with.
Kasich is my guy right now. He’s logical and actually has a good record. He doesn’t really have any big weak spot. The primary is the real problem because he’s far to moderate (see: reasonable and realistic) so long as idiots like Trump, Carson, Cruz, Huckabee etc are still around spewing nonsense.
Because what he’s selling sounds pretty and the majority is, unfortunately, most uninformed.
Bernie would insist 10% of the bar pays for everyone else’s tab. Hillary would be the person who sends her drink back and tries to get out of paying for it. Then again, not much on the right seems a whole lot better.
I pray for the day Joe Biden enters the race. At least he’s likable.
Incredibly relevant. This article speaks to me.
I can’t save 10% because I’m busy paying for this prick’s bills.