This is my last day in Texas after spending a month and a half down here for work. Might let my hair down and cut loose tonight after a long week. Girlfriends friendsgiving and a hockey game on Saturday.
Girlfriend is coming to into town. Going to wurstfest tomorrow and maybe Waco on Sunday. Will we do a brunch double date with Chip and Joanna Gaines? who knows.
*Don’t worry, it’s not a permanent gig. I’m just doing this until the band takes off. Then I’ll move out of my parents basement and finally have enough going for me that I can take a girl out and maybe even touch her boob. O, man, what did this guy eat. You think as your elbow deep in poo.* lol
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Ssoo you had like 3 airport beers?
First Santa forgets about me and now you guys.
*starts singing where are you Christmas by Cindy Lou Who / Faith Hill*
My 6’2” body curls up on my old twin bed.
those skis yours?
He was a sk8r boi
“and relief washes over me in an awesome wave”
This indisputable list is very much disputable.
Todd’s a Jive Turkey
Yea, when you’re rippin’ 80 yard drives you warm up fast.
This is my last day in Texas after spending a month and a half down here for work. Might let my hair down and cut loose tonight after a long week. Girlfriends friendsgiving and a hockey game on Saturday.
^ Echoing the echo.
It’s not too terrible
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I saw Bill Nye speak last year. He just blabbed on about solar and wind energy but didn’t even mention credit cards.
This is a huge heads up. Thank you!
Girlfriend is coming to into town. Going to wurstfest tomorrow and maybe Waco on Sunday. Will we do a brunch double date with Chip and Joanna Gaines? who knows.
woah this really took a turn.This is some real Joe Dirte’ shit here.
*Don’t worry, it’s not a permanent gig. I’m just doing this until the band takes off. Then I’ll move out of my parents basement and finally have enough going for me that I can take a girl out and maybe even touch her boob. O, man, what did this guy eat. You think as your elbow deep in poo.* lol
Is this because you’re working in bathroom stalls, unclogging toilets as a ‘custodial engineer’?
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