Going through the seven stages of grief because my seat doesn’t have a SkyMall. PGP.
Counting the length of my pre-workout-induced poop as cardio. PGP.
I did the Tiger pump thinking the bathroom was empty. I was wrong. My nickname is now “Woods”. PGP.
Just found out that my base salary is lower than company standards for my job. PGP.
“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.
I still have no idea on how to use “ad-hoc” when talking to clients. PGP.
“Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening depending on which part of the world you’re in.” PGP.
I still don’t have my 2015 compensation plan. PGP.