Displaced Chicagoan now residing in Beer City, USA. Can be found on the weekends shooting a round of golf, sipping craft beer, or getting way too worked up over Chicago sports teams.
While I agree with you that dogs can be a nuisance (I’m #TeamCat all the way) I do think that it would be in your breast interest to learn to tolerate them if you plan on getting laid anytime soon. There are a ton of chicks out there that are super attached to their dogs and probably won’t take kindly to your attitude.
Here’s my tip: Have no friends and don’t get invited to any weddings. Been doing it for years and it’s worked out great for me. God I need to get out more.
If you run in to this situation again just go take your dump and flush the toilet at the exact same time that you unleash the beast. Best thing you can do to make sure the smell doesn’t linger.
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Twist: It’s Grandex.
Even at 3 a.m.
You’re absolutely right. The only thing that matters is personality.
Brutal.
I have the urban dictionary app. Does that count for something?
I think you mean “brosé.”
While I agree with you that dogs can be a nuisance (I’m #TeamCat all the way) I do think that it would be in your breast interest to learn to tolerate them if you plan on getting laid anytime soon. There are a ton of chicks out there that are super attached to their dogs and probably won’t take kindly to your attitude.
An IKEA recall having no effect on you whatsoever. PGP
You resurrecting this series is one of the best things that will happen to me this week.
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Here’s my tip: Have no friends and don’t get invited to any weddings. Been doing it for years and it’s worked out great for me. God I need to get out more.
You may as well also demand to sit in first class on your next Southwest flight.
I’m going to bring a bottle of this to my next family gathering to give off the impression that I’m rolling in success and riches.
PGP
If you have a problem with Smash Mouth you might as well be walking on the sun.
This is the most shallow thing I’ve read in a while.
We use a different program but I just discovered how to adjust the”away” settings. Pure genius.
If you run in to this situation again just go take your dump and flush the toilet at the exact same time that you unleash the beast. Best thing you can do to make sure the smell doesn’t linger.
Interesting, definitely thought you’d be more of a wine guy.
I think you have a problem beyond your inability to get buzzed.