This hit me like a train. Pretty similar thing happened to me last year. All we want is closure, guys. Just man the fuck up and be honest with us and it might hurt a tiny bit less.
A few years ago at college, I saw a girl with a baby in the dining hall and tweeted “wish I could borrow this girl’s baby in the dining hall for the white trash party I’m going to tonight” and I have no idea who showed it to her but my mentions blew up with this girl and her friends calling me a bitch for my tweet. One threatened to show the school so I’d be expelled (which like, I never threatened to harm this girl or her baby, it was a lighthearted comment) also it was a cute baby! Lesson learned, don’t joke about borrowing a baby
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I saw 4 last weekend. God help me
I like this story. But I don’t like the format… it seems very all over the place and a little annoying to follow. It just needs to be less confusing
Ugh my cousin named her baby “Sarah Jane” And I was like awwwww Sarah is the absolute cutest!! And my cousin snapped at me IT’S SARAH JANE
Is he not the most Sebastian looking dude you have ever seen though?
Omg I LOVE THIS SERIES
Read the book!
Pregnancy tests don’t work that quickly
I feel like the girl puking on her first day of work is a repeat story… Maybe I read this column too much but it sounded too familiar
This hit me like a train. Pretty similar thing happened to me last year. All we want is closure, guys. Just man the fuck up and be honest with us and it might hurt a tiny bit less.
Dillon is in Europe!
John Mayer is the only person using this feature appropriately.
A few years ago at college, I saw a girl with a baby in the dining hall and tweeted “wish I could borrow this girl’s baby in the dining hall for the white trash party I’m going to tonight” and I have no idea who showed it to her but my mentions blew up with this girl and her friends calling me a bitch for my tweet. One threatened to show the school so I’d be expelled (which like, I never threatened to harm this girl or her baby, it was a lighthearted comment) also it was a cute baby! Lesson learned, don’t joke about borrowing a baby
“I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast”