I had a boyfriend break up with me over the phone on Valentine’s Day once. We had been dating for over four years. So my advice – just break up with her now. She’ll get over it.
Glad you asked Dave. Today your DrunkCartographer got a promotion. I’m now a GIS analyst II and got a nice big raise. To celebrate I’m getting a big juicy burger, tater tots and will wash it all down with a bottle or two of champagne. Y’all are welcome to join me.
It’s so worth it. $100 for all regular season games. You get to choose home vs away broadcast plus you can also get the radio broadcast. They also have spring training games on there. I have a few friends pitch in for the cost because in years past we could all watch different games at the same time. If your work doesn’t block it you can also have those day games on.
It’s lasagna night in my appoint. My roommate cooks (buys a frozen lasagna and heats it up) for the current super awesome amazing boyfriend of the month. I’m drinking a pre-workout then going to hide at the gym until I think this little date night is over.
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I had a boyfriend break up with me over the phone on Valentine’s Day once. We had been dating for over four years. So my advice – just break up with her now. She’ll get over it.
He actually has an Andrew Jackson portrait in the Oval Office. If you’re going to do this at least do your research.
Please don’t, I’m not into water sports.
No. Unless you’re in the same field or went to Texas State.
No one gets mad about extra D
New title, new pic? I might be drunk already.
Glad you asked Dave. Today your DrunkCartographer got a promotion. I’m now a GIS analyst II and got a nice big raise. To celebrate I’m getting a big juicy burger, tater tots and will wash it all down with a bottle or two of champagne. Y’all are welcome to join me.
It’s so worth it. $100 for all regular season games. You get to choose home vs away broadcast plus you can also get the radio broadcast. They also have spring training games on there. I have a few friends pitch in for the cost because in years past we could all watch different games at the same time. If your work doesn’t block it you can also have those day games on.
Yes!! Today is paid and I’ll be paying for my annual MLBtv subscription!
I agree even just seeing a parody account is annoying. PGP is my escape from everything politics on the internet.
If history is any indication y’all will be over in two weeks tops.
*apartment. Damn
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It’s lasagna night in my appoint. My roommate cooks (buys a frozen lasagna and heats it up) for the current super awesome amazing boyfriend of the month. I’m drinking a pre-workout then going to hide at the gym until I think this little date night is over.
I’ve never understood HJs. They’re messy and just overall a waste of time.
Hey Jenna, GO PATS!
*her
No I don’t. He gets zero props. I’ll give him props when he stops being a little bitch and dumbs here.
I had to tell myself it was NOT OK to throw my wireless mouse at my office wall. I DID NOT NEED THIS TODAY WILL!!
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go to the Chic Fil A food truck and get lunch to emotionally eat me feelings.
Gotcha.