The Office was the most overrated show of all time before Pam and Jim got married, and it was truly and completely unwatchable afterwards. Keep it dead and buried, please.
“We need a cross-platform interactive experience that really gets people excited about insurance. It should appeal to markets ranging from motorcycle rallies to EDM festivals, and have a through-put capability of up to 5000 people a day. Your budget is $8.”
Better move is to tell her you didn’t take the last one, and then laugh to yourself knowing she’s hungover and frantically searching for relief that will never come
Hang on one second. While I agree with most of this, the Crosley Nomad is a solid starter suitcase record player. Plug n’ play with above average built in speakers and replaceable cartridge. Plus it has that basic vintage look that I feel like Will would appreciate.
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had to.
not your best week, will. this is what happens when you plagiarize generic internet swill.
wearing seersucker on derby day is the shit and fuck todd for suggesting otherwise
three things:
1) richard was objectively at fault in the first story
2) “disco glitter” is not a euphemism for nose kill (which you should’ve tried, try-hard guy)
3) coast on soda water? are you kidding me with that shit, deFries? that only sounds like a good idea if I want to be bloated and sober
eat ass but only when you’re drunk
was it NHL 2 on 2 open ice challenge because that was one of the goats
Fuck yeah tbp season 12
Didn’t know so many of us worked for pirates.
All of them
The Office was the most overrated show of all time before Pam and Jim got married, and it was truly and completely unwatchable afterwards. Keep it dead and buried, please.
“We need a cross-platform interactive experience that really gets people excited about insurance. It should appeal to markets ranging from motorcycle rallies to EDM festivals, and have a through-put capability of up to 5000 people a day. Your budget is $8.”
Event creative for Allstate (I design the signage, layouts, and concepts for Allstate’s experiential marketing). Fuck Allstate
Better move is to tell her you didn’t take the last one, and then laugh to yourself knowing she’s hungover and frantically searching for relief that will never come
Probably some sort of foot adornment. Idk though. Didn’t get these from man outfitters
I’m sick working from home in my OV sweatpants, and I kind of resent them now
*Sighs audibly at the prospect of not opening email until a shade before 10*
The first thing that you’re going to want to do is locate the ghost of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.
Two words… mouse jiggler
Hang on one second. While I agree with most of this, the Crosley Nomad is a solid starter suitcase record player. Plug n’ play with above average built in speakers and replaceable cartridge. Plus it has that basic vintage look that I feel like Will would appreciate.
Special cleaning routine?
I mean soap and a lil shampoo + conditioner should more than suffice.
Self-conscious?
I assume it’s fine and if not, well you’re already staring at my dong so who gives af?
*Circumcised*
Boobs give me a boner. Next question.
Sex is better than bjs, but both are awesome.
Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.
Orgasms are dope. They feel super dope.