I usually contemplate quitting to become a full-time caddie at least once a week. Then I realize it is highly unlikely I will ever meet the next Jordan Spieth.
99-percent of the time all you see is the highlights of someone else’s life. The only person you need to compare yourself to is the person you were yesterday.
There is zero point in ordering a bagel outside of the metro NY area, as they will be utter trash. Breakfast tacos appear to also be a regional thing and are probably trash outside of Texas. This debate is pointless.
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Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall in Caddyshack, anyone?
They are actually really good though. Thing will torch you if done properly.
Ear plugs in, PTFO. Pack a book in case I wake up before we start our descent.
I usually contemplate quitting to become a full-time caddie at least once a week. Then I realize it is highly unlikely I will ever meet the next Jordan Spieth.
I really hope this was satire. If not, wow do I feel bad for you, Will.
Maybe move out of Chicago if this bothers you that much?
Okay but why is there ice in the glass in the stock photo? Psycho move.
99-percent of the time all you see is the highlights of someone else’s life. The only person you need to compare yourself to is the person you were yesterday.
Wait, Duda likes something others also like? That’s a new one.
Thank you for an unwanted amount of anxiety on this Thursday morning, Nick.
Fantastic take Micah. Well done.
That song legit made me tear up after dropping my dad off at the airport after he came down to visit a few years back. Great track.
Number of*.
Give us the edit button that we deserve.
So do you actually like this guy?
Also, props for the number bird references.
You got a problem with the south, Max?
There is zero point in ordering a bagel outside of the metro NY area, as they will be utter trash. Breakfast tacos appear to also be a regional thing and are probably trash outside of Texas. This debate is pointless.
Stuff like this is why I still don’t have Bumble and only make terrible jokes on Tinder.
Stock photo girl: would.
Gold Bond. Extra strength. It has menthol. You can thank me later.
Game for yoga and farmer’s market. Hard pass on the other two.