The new girl who started this week just said, “This is the longest week ever.”

Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.

Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Since the new year began, I’ve been spending 60% of time at work applying to jobs, 20% catching up on news, 10% eating or drinking coffee, and 10% or less actually doing work. PGP.

The most junior guy just gave his 2-week notice today. He’s only been here for a month. PGP.

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

Ugh, I hate hearing about my coworkers’ kids and their Halloween. PGP.

A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.