DJ Queef 8 years ago on It's Time — The 2017 Wedding Season Diet Is In Full Effect Half a glass of vodka and some pickle juice is my go to. -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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DJ Queef 8 years ago on Here Are Some Potential Jobs For Tomi Lahren Now That She's Unemployed I wonder how many people at The Blaze are directly involved in an abortion taking place. I would say a lot. -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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DJ Queef 8 years ago on New York Trying To Stake Claim In The BBQ War Is Hilarious The tweet above is bordering on satire…. I’m gonna take it as satire. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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DJ Queef 8 years ago on The Business Bag: A Mailbag With Business In The Title Congrats on the sex, Jack. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
DJ Queef 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts IT’S REPORTING SEASON IN MY OFFICE AND I AM DROWNING IN COMPLIANCE DEPARTMENT EMAILS 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
DJ Queef 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Apple Store I am unfortunately pretty sure I’ve used the terms “poors” not ironically and now want to die. 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
DJ Queef 8 years ago on Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Me From Success: Week Of February 23 San Diego with their incredible breakfast cuisine means you will gain 5 pounds this weekend 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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DJ Queef 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Poke Bowls I meant chronicles of todd but whatever 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Half a glass of vodka and some pickle juice is my go to.
If you’re looking for a girlfriend with similar morals to you, look not further than this girl.
Can’t wait for the Angels to misuse the best player in baseball again this year!
I genuinely enjoy hate-listening to Cowherd every day
I wonder how many people at The Blaze are directly involved in an abortion taking place. I would say a lot.
Consultant wasn’t a fluke, we basically Vulcan mind melded. Told the AVP to give her whatever she’s asking so we can get to work.
HIRED A CONSULTANT YESTERDAY AND SHE DIDN’T SUCK MEETING WITH HER AGAIN TODAY TO MAKE SURE IT WASN’T A FLUKE
No love for Aussies? Whatever I get it
I woke up before my alarm went off because my alarm is a little bitch.
The tweet above is bordering on satire…. I’m gonna take it as satire.
Elementary school was not easy for me being born on international women’s day.
Wait what happened to you and Chris?
Have a ton of contracts to get through and negotiated then I have my first DUI hearing…
Congrats on the sex, Jack.
IT’S REPORTING SEASON IN MY OFFICE AND I AM DROWNING IN COMPLIANCE DEPARTMENT EMAILS
I am unfortunately pretty sure I’ve used the terms “poors” not ironically and now want to die.
San Diego with their incredible breakfast cuisine means you will gain 5 pounds this weekend
If my dad knew I was reading this and even semi agreeing he’d kick my ass
I’m not fucking crying it’s my allergies
I meant chronicles of todd but whatever