I like to pretend that there is hope a woman will take pity on me and toss me a fast one. It’s a false hope, buts I’m still holding on to it right now.
I am spending this evening desperately trying to pick up a lady at the bars tonight. When that inevitably fails I’ll probably get pizza and pass out to pornhub.
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Wow guess we will never be friends.
All I did this weekend was sleep and watch basketball. It was pretty sweet weekend.
Lemon- lime flavored mountain dew is gross. Trust me I know.
Now I really want Chick-fil-A…. Crap.
I really wish you would have done that.
So have you guys finally set a date with Brian for save by the brunch KC?
It’s almost like Duda does all this shit for attention.
Why would anyone have diet Coke when you can have diet dew?
Lots of booze and babes. I mean probably not babes but a man can dream.
Dan you seem like one of those guys who would try to convince his girlfriend to get into a one way open relationship.
Look I was just trying to be nice, you didn’t have to be so cold.
We have one setup Thursday 6:00 Kelly’s. We will get this more constant, I have faith.
We’ve a pickle ball bar in KC, I hadn’t played that game since high school; that place is awesome.
So who wants to get whiskey drunk and binge Jessica Jones season 2?
Agreed, you all need to learn how to get to the point of a story.
Federline make 240k a year because he slept with Britney Spears? I’ve done this who life thing wrong.
I ate pizza and passed out to US curling….
I like to pretend that there is hope a woman will take pity on me and toss me a fast one. It’s a false hope, buts I’m still holding on to it right now.
You have to get honey on it though. Also when’s our next happy hour?
I am spending this evening desperately trying to pick up a lady at the bars tonight. When that inevitably fails I’ll probably get pizza and pass out to pornhub.