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I stayed at the Fairmont in Austin for a conference in March and I didn’t find it to be that offensive TBH
I’d like to remind everyone that one time JohnnyD referred to Rome as “the Emerald City”. I still think about that sometimes.
Just get a king sized bed, man. California King is overkill unless you are the size of an NFL linebacker
Some people used to but now they can’t stop getting laid
Roton Point? Must be a shitty hedge fund if he isn’t a member at Stanwich.
You guys are the assholes here, not me.
This is the correct and only response to this question.
Also the depression/suicide thing. Stay safe, King.
Also if you insist on attending on Sunday for whatever festival, just preemptively take Monday off. Even the chillest music festivals make you feel like you got hit by a car.
Please don’t use Windex on your monitors, people. Get some electronics wipes or a screen cleaner set.
D’Jais is still standing and that’s all that matters.
“Dave Matthews Band was the premier jam band during the 90s and 2000s”
Incorrect. Grateful Dead. Maybe, MAYBE, the Allman Brothers.
The people are demanding a Brian McGannon style Spotify playlist!
Too old for “intense sex”. PGP
Dressing provocatively does not mean that a person is “asking for it” smdh
No time for drink shaming. Drink whatever the hell you want man. Though Scotch on a scorching hot afternoon might raise an eyebrow
If you are from the UK: “Cheers”
If you are from anywhere else besides the UK: anything other than “Cheers”
We’re fine. Everything is fine.
Scabies? Did you hook up with a pirate from the 1700’s?
Destination proposals are gauche as hell.