“We chose black balloons. Why? Because the color black absorbs all light, much like our child will absorb the many different genders. Who are we to tell our baby which gender it is?”
As a “glue guy” by your definition, it can be very frustrating at times. I am always at odds with the flakers, and if I don’t initiate a group chat on the weekend, nothing happens. It’d be nice once and a while for someone else to take initiative, but then I would be worried shit wouldn’t go down correctly. It’s a vicious place to be in.
Also make sure you stay committed. I lost track about halfway through and couldn’t recover. If you’ve taken the Series 7, that’s child’s play compared to CFA. Gotta have your shit together and have no life whatsoever. Just some tips from experience.
I just used the CFA materials tbh. They probably go way too in depth though. I’ve heard Kaplan is really good for summarizing topics, but I’ve also heard they summarize a little too much.
This gave me the scaries. The dentist is literally the worst. I get queasy every time I go in from the smells, and the sound of soft rock in the background to the fear of the unexpected “oh hey your x-rays look like you have some crowded teeth you’re going to need to have some removed.”
Last March the doc came in and was like “oh you have a cavity we’re gonna have to fill.” Knowing nothing about this since I’ve never had one in my 24 years my palms were sweating. “So like, right now you have to do this?” thinking I could avoid the inevitable. “Yes, it will just take a minute. Step into this other room that has a bunch of needles and shit that look like they’re from the 40s.”
Wasn’t that bad since he put on topical numb stuff before the local anesthetic, other than the fact I was drooling onto my shirt for the next 2 hours and couldn’t feel half of my face.
That dude is huge. I thought maybe at first it was perspective/the couple is on a platform but he’s a giant next his bride. And considering Barry is 6’4 this guy is at least 6’8 300lbs.
Apologize for the entirely unnecessary analysis but I had to disseminate.
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I wear jeans on the reg, but this was gold.
“Khakis are the same family as jeans except they’re the cousin who moved to Europe and became a bisexual.”
Top 5 line all-time I’ve read on a Grandex site.
“We chose black balloons. Why? Because the color black absorbs all light, much like our child will absorb the many different genders. Who are we to tell our baby which gender it is?”
Or an axe, then proceed to shave his beard with it afterword.
Maybe he’s still on V1.0.
As a “glue guy” by your definition, it can be very frustrating at times. I am always at odds with the flakers, and if I don’t initiate a group chat on the weekend, nothing happens. It’d be nice once and a while for someone else to take initiative, but then I would be worried shit wouldn’t go down correctly. It’s a vicious place to be in.
Nah. Falorida.
Kinky.
Ugh, you’re killin me. Guess I can wait for a nice Friday afternoon of doing absofuckinglutely nothing.
I’m in dire need of Touching Base this afternoon. Please deliver. Please.
It was a joke guys. 🙁
I’ve actually wondered this for quite some time but never looked it up. V useful info. Thx.
Congrats on the sex.
*Works on the 49th floor*
Also make sure you stay committed. I lost track about halfway through and couldn’t recover. If you’ve taken the Series 7, that’s child’s play compared to CFA. Gotta have your shit together and have no life whatsoever. Just some tips from experience.
I just used the CFA materials tbh. They probably go way too in depth though. I’ve heard Kaplan is really good for summarizing topics, but I’ve also heard they summarize a little too much.
Wait how…?
This gave me the scaries. The dentist is literally the worst. I get queasy every time I go in from the smells, and the sound of soft rock in the background to the fear of the unexpected “oh hey your x-rays look like you have some crowded teeth you’re going to need to have some removed.”
Last March the doc came in and was like “oh you have a cavity we’re gonna have to fill.” Knowing nothing about this since I’ve never had one in my 24 years my palms were sweating. “So like, right now you have to do this?” thinking I could avoid the inevitable. “Yes, it will just take a minute. Step into this other room that has a bunch of needles and shit that look like they’re from the 40s.”
Wasn’t that bad since he put on topical numb stuff before the local anesthetic, other than the fact I was drooling onto my shirt for the next 2 hours and couldn’t feel half of my face.
Fuck the dentist.
How? By hiring a CPA. That’s about the extent of my tax knowledge and appropriately so.
Baby steps.
That dude is huge. I thought maybe at first it was perspective/the couple is on a platform but he’s a giant next his bride. And considering Barry is 6’4 this guy is at least 6’8 300lbs.
Apologize for the entirely unnecessary analysis but I had to disseminate.