Nothing better than a chilly October night with flannel sheets, a fall scented candle and a “good book.” (I always Lol when people say good book. As if I was going to read a bad book? Anyway…) I live for fall.
In this case you’d want your grass a tad shorter than your neighbor so if he runs over it it doesn’t do anything. But also the greenest, thickest sauce on the block will make him jealous — they’ll correspond with your respective dome fuzz.
I agree. I’m starting to be in the camp of marrying closer to or in the 30s is the way to go. Usually they’re the times when folks are most attractive, people who wait longer are possibly doing so because they’re picky, and you both can have well-established careers and almost a decade of real life experiences. You’re also a better catch when you have established a career and a steady net positive cash flow (don’t tell me money doesn’t matter to an extent because you’re lying.)
Agreed. So tired of the older generation judging for not being engaged/married. “Well I was married at 22 and had my first child at 24 and I don’t regret any of it!” Congrats I don’t give a fuck. How boring of a life they must’ve lived being locked down in their early 20s. To each their own, I guess.
That’s why the NBA is currently a joke. That championship doesn’t come anywhere close to being as hearty as seeing Ovi raise the Cup. I don’t really know how Durant can celebrate a championship given the way he did it. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to win that way. If you can’t beat em, join em I guess but it surely devalues the title in my opinion.
People, millenials especially, waste so much fucking time doing useless shit. If you take a step back and think about the things people care about/spend time doing, it’s amazing how much more productive/successful people could be if they focused on things that actually mattered. I’m not perfect myself when it comes to this (although I hardly use social media), but seeing some of the discussions/arguments people have on Twitter is just amazing. Can we really not find anything better to do than debate about Kanye and Kim? Or if MJ is better than LeBron? Like who gives a fuck?
I mean if I quit I get my registration revoked immediately, lose computer privileges immediately and legally aren’t allowed to do anything further. *shrug*
Not to argue but that’s usually how it works. They don’t want any psychos sabotaging things when they know you dgaf anymore. I believe they still have to pay you though so that’s nice.
I never even really knew it was a thing. I don’t know why anyone cares what kind of phones each other chooses to purchase. It’s never crossed my mind to engage in a shit talk to an Android owner because of their phone choice. It always seems like them starting it.
I’ve never understood the reason or appeal for Siri (or autonomous cars for that matter.) It never works how you want it to. It’s amazing how little society willingly does these days — people don’t even want to drive their own fucking cars anymore.
Why do Android people always feel the need to shit on anyone who uses an iPhone? lol. I’ve reliably scrolled through Twitter without bother (whatever that means) on a device that lasts 12 hours+ since I got my first iPhone 6 years ago. I don’t understand. Maybe get off your phone for once and the battery will last longer? Android people can be just as bad as MLM and diet folks.
Also Android people: “But my phone can do xyz and your iPhone can’t”
Maybe I don’t need my phone to do xyz. As long as it texts and makes calls and is easy to use and seamlessly interacts with my other devices/friends, I’m A-ok.
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Nothing better than a chilly October night with flannel sheets, a fall scented candle and a “good book.” (I always Lol when people say good book. As if I was going to read a bad book? Anyway…) I live for fall.
In this case you’d want your grass a tad shorter than your neighbor so if he runs over it it doesn’t do anything. But also the greenest, thickest sauce on the block will make him jealous — they’ll correspond with your respective dome fuzz.
Extremely competitive yet takes little to no skill. Just my kind of lawn game.
So that’s why your suits brown, you back office swine.
omahasteaks.com Promo code: Thicc for $49.99 deal on assorted meats. I bought one for myself bc my gf called me daddy once.
I agree. I’m starting to be in the camp of marrying closer to or in the 30s is the way to go. Usually they’re the times when folks are most attractive, people who wait longer are possibly doing so because they’re picky, and you both can have well-established careers and almost a decade of real life experiences. You’re also a better catch when you have established a career and a steady net positive cash flow (don’t tell me money doesn’t matter to an extent because you’re lying.)
Agreed. So tired of the older generation judging for not being engaged/married. “Well I was married at 22 and had my first child at 24 and I don’t regret any of it!” Congrats I don’t give a fuck. How boring of a life they must’ve lived being locked down in their early 20s. To each their own, I guess.
That’s why the NBA is currently a joke. That championship doesn’t come anywhere close to being as hearty as seeing Ovi raise the Cup. I don’t really know how Durant can celebrate a championship given the way he did it. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to win that way. If you can’t beat em, join em I guess but it surely devalues the title in my opinion.
People, millenials especially, waste so much fucking time doing useless shit. If you take a step back and think about the things people care about/spend time doing, it’s amazing how much more productive/successful people could be if they focused on things that actually mattered. I’m not perfect myself when it comes to this (although I hardly use social media), but seeing some of the discussions/arguments people have on Twitter is just amazing. Can we really not find anything better to do than debate about Kanye and Kim? Or if MJ is better than LeBron? Like who gives a fuck?
I mean if I quit I get my registration revoked immediately, lose computer privileges immediately and legally aren’t allowed to do anything further. *shrug*
Not to argue but that’s usually how it works. They don’t want any psychos sabotaging things when they know you dgaf anymore. I believe they still have to pay you though so that’s nice.
I never even really knew it was a thing. I don’t know why anyone cares what kind of phones each other chooses to purchase. It’s never crossed my mind to engage in a shit talk to an Android owner because of their phone choice. It always seems like them starting it.
I’ve never understood the reason or appeal for Siri (or autonomous cars for that matter.) It never works how you want it to. It’s amazing how little society willingly does these days — people don’t even want to drive their own fucking cars anymore.
Why do Android people always feel the need to shit on anyone who uses an iPhone? lol. I’ve reliably scrolled through Twitter without bother (whatever that means) on a device that lasts 12 hours+ since I got my first iPhone 6 years ago. I don’t understand. Maybe get off your phone for once and the battery will last longer? Android people can be just as bad as MLM and diet folks.
Also Android people: “But my phone can do xyz and your iPhone can’t”
Maybe I don’t need my phone to do xyz. As long as it texts and makes calls and is easy to use and seamlessly interacts with my other devices/friends, I’m A-ok.
Signed,
A grumpy millennial.
Not too scary but I watched “My Friend Dahmer” on Saturday night and had to do a double take when I saw a pic of Duda pop up on Twitter.
This comment is the epitome of what he’s alluding to….
Grasping at straws to put anything and everything you remotely were associated with on your resume. PGP.
*Insert fancy type of whiskey that I don’t know about* or gtfo.
Need to do a “where are they now?” series.
Lolol