Derek Morris 7 years ago on A Breakdown Of Your State’s Most Popular Burger Holy shit man…Comparing Culver’s to that band from Canada is insane and you can f right off. And Five Guys fries are overrated. 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on I Thought I Was Done Being Ugly, But Then I Found My First Gray Hair I welcome gray hair because it means I still have hair. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Valentine's Day Guys, don’t be like Todd. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on How To Handle Six Uncomfortable Wedding Plus-One Scenarios So how do you know the groom (I’m assuming you’re a groomsman here)? This situation absolutely blows my mind. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on What Would Happen If You Replaced Classic Tom Hanks Characters With Forrest Gump? Fun fact: Forrest Gump went to space in the book the movie was based on. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on In Memoriam: Bachelor Obituaries Week 3 So far we are 100% on aspiring Instagram models. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Wow, I Really Don’t Know Shit About Weddings It still blows my mind that you didn’t attend a wedding until 2013. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on My boss walks into my office and asks, “What are you working on?” like he’s trying to catch me not working. Every. Single. Day. PGP Tell him he’s interrupting your online poker time. 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on To The White Board: What Did You Like In 2017? More live blogs, like what Will does during the Masters. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Rules For Traveling Home For the Holidays Like An Adult Did TSA just rip your ass apart? 21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP. Everyone on my team is on PTO next week which means I’ll be getting paid to do jack shit. I rather enjoy this time of year. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Philly I only feel bad for Carson Wentz because he seems like a good dude. I do not feel bad for the rest of Philly, though. 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Check Out This Fucking Grocery List I Made For The Upcoming Weekend Needs more cheese. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Better Christmas Movie: ‘Elf’ Or ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas’? Home Alone 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Paris, Part II Perfect timing. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on My Girlfriend Won't Let Me Buy A Station Wagon Which Means It May Be The End Stop cheating on Uber. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Christmas Tree Rankings From A Former Christmas Tree Salesman 10% off??? That’s basically FREE. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Pack “Honer” Trump’s attention to detail is incredible. 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Pack Curve ball: Todd proposes because he’s whipped, but during the proposal both of their phones die and they can’t capture the moment for the ‘gram. 40 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Derek Morris 7 years ago on Is "That Thing You Do!" The Most Underrated And Re-Watchable Tom Hanks Film? And then TB Player was replaced by the highly underrated Wolfman. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Holy shit man…Comparing Culver’s to that band from Canada is insane and you can f right off.
And Five Guys fries are overrated.
I welcome gray hair because it means I still have hair.
Guys, don’t be like Todd.
So how do you know the groom (I’m assuming you’re a groomsman here)? This situation absolutely blows my mind.
Fun fact: Forrest Gump went to space in the book the movie was based on.
So far we are 100% on aspiring Instagram models.
It still blows my mind that you didn’t attend a wedding until 2013.
Tell him he’s interrupting your online poker time.
More live blogs, like what Will does during the Masters.
Did TSA just rip your ass apart?
Everyone on my team is on PTO next week which means I’ll be getting paid to do jack shit. I rather enjoy this time of year.
I only feel bad for Carson Wentz because he seems like a good dude.
I do not feel bad for the rest of Philly, though.
Needs more cheese.
Home Alone
Perfect timing.
Stop cheating on Uber.
10% off??? That’s basically FREE.
“Honer”
Trump’s attention to detail is incredible.
Curve ball: Todd proposes because he’s whipped, but during the proposal both of their phones die and they can’t capture the moment for the ‘gram.
And then TB Player was replaced by the highly underrated Wolfman.