“This isn’t you. I mean if your hair was longer and you didn’t have that stubble on your face you might be able to pass for a woman but I’m sorry. I can’t let you in.”
Maybe if Duda was wearing one of his blouses then he would’ve been let in.
First come first serve seating in the bleachers is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Otherwise it’s a cool venue, and this is coming from a Brewers fan.
“This isn’t you. I mean if your hair was longer and you didn’t have that stubble on your face you might be able to pass for a woman but I’m sorry. I can’t let you in.”
Maybe if Duda was wearing one of his blouses then he would’ve been let in.
It’s a fun game, but it’s no Mario Party.
Quit.
This is like a choose your own adventure book. This content is next level shit.
And fuck it, I went with Nantucket.
That meat looks sexy as hell.
And Johnny Tsunami is missing from this list. I can’t believe this was allowed to be published.
“You ever make love to a man before? You want to?”
Yeah, she has a budget. Riiiiiiiight.
Dynamic Positioning Officer sounds like something that gets generated on bullshitjob.com.
$69 tees. Doesn’t get any “nicer” than that!
He a sports anchor, not an announcer.
NBA Jam announcer.
RAZZLE DAZZLE!
The real question is:
Will, do we get a live blog of the Masters on Thursday?
Thanks Captain Obvious.
First come first serve seating in the bleachers is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Otherwise it’s a cool venue, and this is coming from a Brewers fan.
Before it falls apart?
We need more of these articles, not only because they are great, but to educate the fucking extroverts that won’t leave us alone.
The director of sales introduced himself and did this during my first day on the job. That guy is a deal closer.
Reading that she has no spare time makes me want to smash my head through a brick wall.
Ditto