Oh good, it’s Thursday. That means I might actually have something to post on Instagram. PGP.

I just asked my coworkers if it was illegal to be drunk at work or just against company policies. They laughed because they thought I was kidding. PGP.

Today, my coworker said “That’s life, get used to it. Control is just an illusion.” PGP.

I just paused to remember if the word was “dissatisfied” or “unsatisfied.” It took me a second because I’ve never needed to know that until this point in my life. PGP.