Asking for future use- when tipping the bartender after the first round at the open bar, how much do I throw in the tip jar? I want to look like a non-cheap ass but also not like a tryhard dbag. any responses are appreciated
NHL PLAYOFFS BEGIN TONIGHT WHICH MEANS AN EXTRA PUMP OF ESPRESSO FOR YOUR BOY THIS MORNING. SURROUNDED BY JACKETS FANS AT WORK BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE HEART OF THE BANDWAGON-HOCKEY-FAN BEAST BUT I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED.
Fuckboy haircut with excess gel, bedazzled (or whatever) jeans, overly tight polo button down which is for sure untucked, stud earrings, double fists RBV’s, calls everyone bro, and who loves the chainsmokers
@LastGirl, I respect the hell out of your hustle, and ambition is hot. Be patient and don’t settle. As a guy, there’s a stigma that the “guy should be the breadwinner” and they might be intimidated by how successful you are. Keep putting yourself out there. And always remember, shooters shoot.
A piece of advice I’ve found helpful is to not be the first on the dance floor, but be an “early adopter” to it for sure. Be seen out there with a smaller crowd, but not by appearing to be the the drunk try hard guy out there cutting a rug all alone.
I’ve stopped giving a shit about what it looks like if I eat by myself. My high school self would be mortified, but that post grad lunch break should be all about me, not hearing co-workers/work spouse/whoever else bitch about their lives
TAKING A ROADIE TO CINCY TO VISIT A FRIEND FOR THE WEEKEND, PURE DIESEL FUEL PUMPING THROUGH MY VEINS RIGHT NOW. CANT WAIT FOR BRIANS FRIDAY PLAYLIST TO HELP SET THE TONE FOR A WEEKEND OF COCKTAILS AND DEBAUCHERY. SNAP NECKS AND CASH CHECKS, ITS FRIDAY EVERYONE
Lots of inches lost in the hips, none in the boobs? Congrats girl, keep doing your thing. * finger guns *
In all seriousness, weight really is a really tricky thing. The scale doesn’t always reflect the changes that are going on. Keep grinding, and you’ll get to wherever you want to go. Slow motion is better than no motion. Pulling for you, JC!
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Asking for future use- when tipping the bartender after the first round at the open bar, how much do I throw in the tip jar? I want to look like a non-cheap ass but also not like a tryhard dbag. any responses are appreciated
Have an interview in 2 weeks to take a promotion within my company. The job will be in Dallas. Wish me luck, Kiawah
NHL PLAYOFFS BEGIN TONIGHT WHICH MEANS AN EXTRA PUMP OF ESPRESSO FOR YOUR BOY THIS MORNING. SURROUNDED BY JACKETS FANS AT WORK BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE HEART OF THE BANDWAGON-HOCKEY-FAN BEAST BUT I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED.
Margaret and Rita. Marga-Rita.
This was destiny.
“What is a douchebag in 2017?”
Fuckboy haircut with excess gel, bedazzled (or whatever) jeans, overly tight polo button down which is for sure untucked, stud earrings, double fists RBV’s, calls everyone bro, and who loves the chainsmokers
“Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?”
Probably didn’t wear a condom while jogging either… smh
@LastGirl, I respect the hell out of your hustle, and ambition is hot. Be patient and don’t settle. As a guy, there’s a stigma that the “guy should be the breadwinner” and they might be intimidated by how successful you are. Keep putting yourself out there. And always remember, shooters shoot.
This guy must have the balls of an elephant. I’m not sure I could mosey on into an all female workout class that involved ballet moves. Respect.
A piece of advice I’ve found helpful is to not be the first on the dance floor, but be an “early adopter” to it for sure. Be seen out there with a smaller crowd, but not by appearing to be the the drunk try hard guy out there cutting a rug all alone.
Happy (bridesmaids) hunting, everyone.
“I’m Vinny Chasin’ my dreams, and you’re lookin like Johnny Drama”
Congrats
I’ve stopped giving a shit about what it looks like if I eat by myself. My high school self would be mortified, but that post grad lunch break should be all about me, not hearing co-workers/work spouse/whoever else bitch about their lives
Not a notorious drunk dialer, but fell victim last weekend. The morning was shameful, as most tend to be. Well written, Duda
RIP Uncle Phil š
PGP Columbus here. Condado’s tacos all day, err day. Bakersfield margs are a nice move though.
TAKING A ROADIE TO CINCY TO VISIT A FRIEND FOR THE WEEKEND, PURE DIESEL FUEL PUMPING THROUGH MY VEINS RIGHT NOW. CANT WAIT FOR BRIANS FRIDAY PLAYLIST TO HELP SET THE TONE FOR A WEEKEND OF COCKTAILS AND DEBAUCHERY. SNAP NECKS AND CASH CHECKS, ITS FRIDAY EVERYONE
Lots of inches lost in the hips, none in the boobs? Congrats girl, keep doing your thing. * finger guns *
In all seriousness, weight really is a really tricky thing. The scale doesn’t always reflect the changes that are going on. Keep grinding, and you’ll get to wherever you want to go. Slow motion is better than no motion. Pulling for you, JC!
I hope Lizzie is into western wear. If so, Wild West Wednesday will be your time to shine at happy hour
On the way back from Laudy my senior year I hands-on-knees puked beside a family with small children outside of a Bojangles.
Wouldn’t be the first time my alcoholism embarrassed my family.