For what it’s worth, I enjoy a side of crispy bacon with breakfast. All day, err day. But the second it’s that flimsy, plastic-like garbage, it can GTFO.
As my favorite writer Grandex has, please don’t let people change your writing style. Your columns are the best part of sitting down for my afternoon dumps. Stay golden, Pony Boy.
I’d give an honorable mention to Charlie Tweeder from Varsity Blues. Scott Caan is a solid choice for a boozehound slot receiver for a small town Texas football team.
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*Opens GroupMe, proposes a boys trip to a tournament*
This is what Finn will be doing for Todd after he gets dumped for having the weekend of his life at the Kentucky Derby.
Giggity.
For what it’s worth, I enjoy a side of crispy bacon with breakfast. All day, err day. But the second it’s that flimsy, plastic-like garbage, it can GTFO.
Undeniably, the kid in junior high who could get net/touch rim before anyone else always got the babes. Being 5’2 until I was 16, I was not that kid.
As my favorite writer Grandex has, please don’t let people change your writing style. Your columns are the best part of sitting down for my afternoon dumps. Stay golden, Pony Boy.
I’d give an honorable mention to Charlie Tweeder from Varsity Blues. Scott Caan is a solid choice for a boozehound slot receiver for a small town Texas football team.
“Look, I used to love crushing gin and tonics. But I used to love my ex girlfriend, power rangers, and riding the bus home from school, too”
You’re a legend, Johnny D.
Too many of my buddies are “Todds” when it comes to the women in their lives. Even reading things in this girl’s voice makes me hate her.
As the now grown-up kid of a psycho sports parent, thanks for writing this one up, Crash.
This must be why every girl I take on a first date resorts to blacking out