Having a destination wedding after all of your friend’s pissed you off. PGP.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

Waiting for PGP to post new columns on Monday morning. PGP.

I ate a hamburger bun for breakfast. PGP.

Mastering the ability to look engaged while daydreaming about food. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.