The Urban Dictionary app is atop my used apps because I don’t understand new words and acronyms. PGP.

Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.

Middle aged professionals who still can’t flush. PGP.

I’m more concerned about my Uber Customer Rating than I ever was about my GPA. PGP

Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

“Is it on Netflix?”

Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.