Anyone who instagrams #fitstagram #fitlife #gains or any of that shit and/or posts about their WODs can die in a fiery car crash. It’s only going to get worse because social media is breeding hoards of teenage narcissist dipshits.
Blacking out is a lot less cool and a lot more sad when you’re actually a (supposedly) contributing member of society. Having more than enough drinks is fine, but no one likes the guy who is consistently and unnecessarily shitfaced.
Evan Spiegel is a spoiled brat who moved out of his dad’s house when he wouldn’t lease a new 75k BMW for him. I hate him, although 95% of my hatred is out of pure jealousy.
I live in Raleigh, and Penn is the local news anchor here for NBC. Very corny and a cheap little marketing move by them for their new company, but damn if it wasn’t brilliant because now they have national attention.
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I got a $25 chick Fil a gift card and it is the best Easter present I have ever received.
sight?
suite?
I quit two weeks ago, and haven’t thought about it since. They jumped the shark.
Anyone who instagrams #fitstagram #fitlife #gains or any of that shit and/or posts about their WODs can die in a fiery car crash. It’s only going to get worse because social media is breeding hoards of teenage narcissist dipshits.
Signed,
a fat jealous loser.
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No love for Blitz or NBA Jam?
Blacking out is a lot less cool and a lot more sad when you’re actually a (supposedly) contributing member of society. Having more than enough drinks is fine, but no one likes the guy who is consistently and unnecessarily shitfaced.
you were in 3rd grade in 2003?
Evan Spiegel is a spoiled brat who moved out of his dad’s house when he wouldn’t lease a new 75k BMW for him. I hate him, although 95% of my hatred is out of pure jealousy.
Humblebrag city. https://twitter.com/pennholderness/status/412681526577360896
I live in Raleigh, and Penn is the local news anchor here for NBC. Very corny and a cheap little marketing move by them for their new company, but damn if it wasn’t brilliant because now they have national attention.
Just take a klonopin with a few whiskeys on the rocks at the bar before you board. Problem solved.
Unless you’re meeting someone important when you land. Then….don’t do that.
It flew over the heads of 80% of your readership
I’m guessing that no one listens to Don Henley
Who cares. Paul Walker was just a bubble headed bleach blonde anyway.
I definitely forgot about whitehouse.com…thank you. Also, fuck BuzzFeed
Where is Virgina?
Why on earth did I click that Ronday Rousey link?
Well shit. I’m 22 and I’m already in the worst shape of my life fresh out of college.