The only other single girl my age in the office has a kid. PGP

My wife said I couldn’t run through the neighborhood without a shirt. PGP.

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

My wife hates me and I don’t blame her.

Just saw someone back into my boss’s car. I need to buy them a drink. PGP.

Having to save your girlfriend’s work cell phone number separately from her personal so you know never to sext it. PGP.

Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.