Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on All my college friends are still single and booze hounds. I'm married and get drunk of with a 6 pack. PGP It’s like wedding vows take the place of drinking abilities as soon as their spoken 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Wearing golf pants to work because you are to lazy to go to the dry cleaners....PGP I go with the Oakley golf pants. Comfy and classy looking. -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on There's No Way I'm Ready For Kids Yeah, changing diapers, and not sleeping just seems so much more fun than driving a sports car, and going to baseball games. 32 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on My Dream Job Is To Be A Jet Ski Rental Guy Down In The Caribbean That’s the American Dream, right there. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP. Honestly, that would be a blessing. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP. Trailer park Pop will be the death of me. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Get Outdoors This is the best thing about where I live. Decent secluded fishing within a 30 minute drive 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Stop Wearing Rompers Not to mention they give every girl that wears them a case of “90s mom butt”, much like high-wasted jeans 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on Just gave notice. I've never felt more alive. You lucky son of a bitch 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week. Coming from the guy replying to everything on here.. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on What A Girl's Drink Of Choice Says About Her The margaritas good name is strong enough to handle it. 41 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 9 years ago on 8 Careers That Get No Respect Dead-on-balls accurate about car salesmen. That was my first job out of college, and everything you hear about them is true. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 10 years ago on The Diary Of A Little League Dad With A Serious Gambling Problem Luckily they never went that far. Thank god. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 10 years ago on The Diary Of A Little League Dad With A Serious Gambling Problem This was every dad on my 10U tournament team. And they were the coaches too. They had no shame. -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 10 years ago on Googling "pros and cons of being an uber driver". PGP. The potential for someone vomiting in my car is the only con that is stopping me. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Dad_Bod_Express 10 years ago on Being peer pressured to take performance enhancing drugs by co-workers and management. I'm an accountant. PGP. Sounds like a pretty good problem to have 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
It’s like wedding vows take the place of drinking abilities as soon as their spoken
I go with the Oakley golf pants. Comfy and classy looking.
Yeah, changing diapers, and not sleeping just seems so much more fun than driving a sports car, and going to baseball games.
That’s the American Dream, right there.
Honestly, that would be a blessing.
Trailer park Pop will be the death of me.
This is the best thing about where I live. Decent secluded fishing within a 30 minute drive
Not to mention they give every girl that wears them a case of “90s mom butt”, much like high-wasted jeans
You lucky son of a bitch
Coming from the guy replying to everything on here..
The margaritas good name is strong enough to handle it.
Dead-on-balls accurate about car salesmen. That was my first job out of college, and everything you hear about them is true.
Luckily they never went that far. Thank god.
This was every dad on my 10U tournament team. And they were the coaches too. They had no shame.
The potential for someone vomiting in my car is the only con that is stopping me.
Sounds like a pretty good problem to have